Over the last few weeks I’ve been brainstorming a list of quotations which have had an impact on my life and way of thinking. I’ll probably add more, but this is what I’ve come up with so far.


The only thing worse than rejection is regret. (Number 65)

Don’t regret what doesn’t happen. (Calvin)

No matter what a stripper tells you there is no sex in the champagne room. (Chris Rock)

For it so falls out that what we have we prize not to the worthwhiles we enjoy it, but being lack'd and lost, why, then we rack the value, then we find the virtue that possession would not show us whiles it was ours. (William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing)

So, how about that Ebola virus? (Friends)

Frailty thy name is woman! (William Shakespeare, Hamlet)

You know? I think just realized I hate cognac. (Me)

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. (M. M.)

It’s fashionable to be bisexual these days. (Me)

Every problem you ever have you look at. Think to yourself, “Will I still have this problem in 4 years?” If the answer is “yes” then you have a real problem. (Tony)

Long distance relationships never work out. (That girl in Encino Man)

So what!? (Mynx)

Winning is not as important as having fun. (no comment)

I should have been a pair of ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas. (TS Eliot, The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock)

Never piss in the fountain of youth. (King Karl)

Extremes are the source of all bad things. (Me)

He who hesitates, masturbates. (Kalan)

Shut up and re-boot. (The Minister of the Interior)

En Vino Veritas. (Tom)

Any one-liner from Evil Dead 3, Army of Darkness.