Are you afraid of death? Do you dislike the idea of your body rotting away slowly over decades? Do you think cremations are bad for the environment? Are you one of those people who wants to live forever in the minds of generations to come? Well Stuffers Incorporated has just the thing for you! We offer quick, easy and reliable body stuffing so that you can be with your loved ones and your future dynasty, forever. Our experts here at Stuffers are highly trained, highly qualified individuals working hard to make your body look its best in the Afterlife.

Just think about being able to enjoy your grandkids, great grand kids, and their children too for generations! Stuffers’ uniquely patented chemical procedure guarantees a fresh, powerful, and durable statue which will last lifetimes, or your money back.

Want to look tough, happy, sad, angry, serene? Using highly advanced computer technology we can give you whichever look you want, forever. Whatever the facial expression, the pose, the image that you will want to be remembered by, Stuffers’ digital editing team will make sure you have the style you want for eternity!

And why stop there! Get the body you always dreamed of! Stuffers’ highly trained staff can give you those extra inches you always wanted, the bigger chest, the larger muscles, the hairstyle, color eyes, make you lose those extra pounds, and a whole lot more! In fact, if you commit you body to preservation before the end of 2004, we will throw in one enhancement free of charge!

So contact us now, and buy your immortality! Don’t be forgotten by the world! Be a part of it just because your body is there! At Stuffers Incorporated we guarantee quality or your money back! So call now for you free brochure, and make an appointment for a consultation on what you could look like in the Afterlife. Explore the possibilities! All of our operators are on call so phone now! Remember there is no obligation, and if you aren’t entirely satisfied with our service, we will reimburse you 100 percent. Guaranteed!

Stuffers Incorporated! Because your body is worth it!