List things I did yesterday:

- Woke up.
- Masturbated.
- Defecated/Urinated.
- Spoke to The Minister of Communications. Argued about a video game we play. Settled
a misunderstanding concerning the game, which occurred the previous evening.
- Spoke to Dad who came home after dropping Mom off at a massage parlor.
- Received a phone call calling me out to a picnic on the mountain. Prepared bags,
waited until 12:00. Departed.
- Got to friend’s house late. No one home. Sat and waited for their return, which
occurred about 15 minutes later. Meanwhile Mister T was paging me.
- Called Mr. T and organized a meeting spot. Chatted with girls, fetched T, waited 45
minutes for his arrival.
- Returned to friend’s place and proceeded to mountain.
- Smoked up, played with my poi, threw the Frisbee (badly), ate food, played soccer
(lost), joked around, got tanned, succeeded a hyper loop, taught Lynn how to do a
reverse weave and spin on herself with it.
- Went home, showered dressed, relaxed.
- Went to The Bunny and El Dictator’s house for a medieval dinner.
- Saw the El Dictator’s mother.
- Ate good food.
- Drank crappy wine.
- Made arbitrary conversation, joked around a lot. Helped with dishes, took pictures,
ohh and did I mention I helped with the dishes?
- Went home, bade the parents good night.
- Worked on my online pictures gallery.
- Lent sleeping bags to the Minister of Culture and returned bowls to his wife.
- Masturbated.
- Went to sleep reading Transmetropolitan comics.

THE END.